Last updated
March 16, 2026
MCP profile
Github Koneisto No As A Service
1000+ creative ways to say no. Polite, humorous, professional rejection responses.
Developer ToolsPackageJavaScript/TypeScriptOpen SourceExternal
Visibility
Public
ByRegistry
About This MCP Server
NoaaS is a REST API service with an MCP server wrapper that provides creative rejection responses across four categories:
> Note: Original responses were generated by AI. The 252 professional corporate jargon responses and complete categorization system were authored and organized by Claude (Anthropic). So if they're occasionally weird, nonsensical, or sound like a robot trying too hard to be human, that's why. We've kept them anyway. Quality control is overrated.
Capabilities
No Authentication - No credit card, no signup, no value propositionFast Response Times - Because waiting to say no is apparently unacceptableGlobal Distribution - Say no from anywhere in the world, instantlyNo Tracking - We don't care enough to track youRate Limited - 30 requests per minute. One every 2 seconds. Still generous.MCP Compatible - Via a local stdio wrapper because SSE transport would make too much sense1,000+ Responses - Because apparently 100 ways to say no wasn't excessive enoughNo Authentication - Just send requests. We're too lazy to implement OAuth.
Tools & Endpoints2
What Problems It Solves
- You can also use the REST API directly:
Why Use Github Koneisto No As A Service?
- No Authentication - No credit card, no signup, no value proposition
- Fast Response Times - Because waiting to say no is apparently unacceptable
- Global Distribution - Say no from anywhere in the world, instantly
- No Tracking - We don't care enough to track you
- Rate Limited - 30 requests per minute. One every 2 seconds. Still generous.
- MCP Compatible - Via a local stdio wrapper because SSE transport would make too much sense
- 1,000+ Responses - Because apparently 100 ways to say no wasn't excessive enough
- No Authentication - Just send requests. We're too lazy to implement OAuth.
Specifications
Status
live
Industry
Developer Tools
Category
General
Server type
Package
Language
JavaScript/TypeScript
License
Open Source
Verified
Yes
Requirements
- macOS: brew install node git
- Windows: Download from nodejs.org
- Linux: Use your package manager (e.g., apt install nodejs git)
Hosting
Hosting Options
- Package
API
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1
Install
Install command
JavaScript/TypeScript
npm install2
Configure
Configuration
json
{
"mcpServers": {
"noaas": {
"command": "node",
"args": [
"/YOUR/PATH/HERE/no-as-a-service/build/mcp-server.js"
],
"env": {
"API_BASE_URL": "https://api.mcp-for-no.com"
}
}
}
}Performance
Usage
Quick Reference
- Name
- Github Koneisto No As A Service
- Function
- 1000+ creative ways to say no. Polite, humorous, professional rejection responses.
- Available Tools
- getRandomNo - Get a creative rejection (optional category: polite, humorous, professional, creative), getNoCount - Get the total count (1,021)
- Transport
- Package
- Language
- JavaScript/TypeScript
- Install
- npm install
- Source
- External (Registry)
- License
- Open Source
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